Well I had some strange dreams last night. First I aperently lended somone my bike to ride, he then rode it into the ocean, where I also was, but I didnt notice a bike. He then says, “ouh no I dont have your bike any more I just had it,” as I’m p’oed and yelling at him we are walking onto shore and some one points out to the water and yells ‘look’. We all look and see a shark fin coming toward us fast but we dont run yet ‘cus we are on land already, all or a sudden the shark comes out of the water and he is still coming towards us, we start backing up slowly not knowing what is going on. Finally he come all the way out of the water and he is riding my bike and screaming like a t-rex. we all start running… … then another dream about my bike but im riding it this time with me friends at a huge multi level store for bikes and it being soooo big your allowed to ride around on your bike and the esculators are flat with small bumps on them so you dont ever have to get off your bike but the whole time im riding the bike it feels funny, just after we traveled down an eculator which was really fun I finally look at my wheels, the back tire is flat and mostly gone and the front is noticably warpd. I’m like, “wtf mate,” I look at my friends in confusion and next to us is a repeir desk. so i go to them, just with the tires already off, and ask them if they can fix it they look at tires and say “ya sure come back in like 40 minutes” I say ok and wake up. thats right two dreams about my bike in one night. I went to check on my bike when I went to get snow off my car. It is ok … but had some sea weed on the seat!
bike shark? fuck yeah!
The squirrels in Portland are very friendly, as are the people. People feed them, the squirrels get really fat.
Lights Out: Oli Chang’s Chicken Techno. It’s finger-tapping good.
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many funny things about this one there is an explosion with the maker too close, a peice of flaming garbage lands on the roof of the gurage that no one cares about, it was done in front of the dog house and scares the hell out of the dog, and kodos to another camera guy or gal for keeping and cam on the action


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